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GILBERT'S FIRST CHRISTMAS
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This year (sorry I don't know what years are so I can't tell you which it is) I had my first Christmas (I can't tell you
what that is either but I got stuff so it must be good).  The big people planted this tree in the middle of the big room:

It didn't smell quite right so I didn't pee on it.  There were a bunch of things under it that
I thought might make for good chewing but I gave up after one or two.

They gave me this big red sock full of stuff to munch on.  I liked that a lot.  Some of it I ate...

...and some I saved for later.

I had so much fun burying my new stuff that I didn't even notice when the
nice lady got her stuff...

...and I don't even know where I was when the nice girl got her stuff.

The big scary guy tried to give me this fake duck but I wasn't going for it.

I think it made him mad because he tried to strangle me shortly thereafter.

So that was my Christmas.  On the whole, I'd say I enjoyed it.  I'm not sure where I buried everything, but I'm sure it will all turn up.  I'm hoping we get to do this again next week!!!

Merry Christmas,
Gilbert Moses

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